If you've dated women in Denver, you might recognize one of these

... the kitchen echoes with the death throes of doomed animals and/or a microwave burrito from 7-Eleven, then weight training whose fervency may cause a date who can't clean and jerk at an Olympic level of proficiency to end the evening with a ...

http://www.westword.com/2013-11-14/news/denver-women-you-ve-dated/